So many people classify themselves as bros, but let me tell you, absolutely none of you have anything on Malibu.  It’s just natural for him.  From his pure, lions-mane-esque hair to his black shades, everyone would know this guy’s a bro from a mile away.  Then he opens his mouth, and he takes broism to a new level.  ”Takin a little brewski…holdin onto a beautiful babe…and I’m fine today!”  Malibu, wherever you are, you’re the broest bro alive.