I apologize in advance for the sluggish updating of the site lately…the life of TheChuckness has been getting slightly busy…it’s embarrassing I haven’t posted new music in a week. However, in the week since I’ve posted last, I’ve found myself listening to some jams that may be considered questionable in sexual orientation. Sometimes this happens, and don’t worry, it’s not a huge deal. Occasionally songs are just too catchy to leave out of your life forever. You’re skeptical to download them and don’t want them in your iTunes library, yet when they come on the radio you go wild. Everybody has experienced this, and I’m here to tell you that it’s okay.
Example 1: Ke$ha – Tik Tok
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This song’s all over the place right now, and I will not allow you to say to my face that it’s not the catchiest song ever made. I really don’t want to like it, but I can’t help myself. It’s not just me either, multiple other sources have confirmed that this song is the bomb, whether it be of questionable sexual orientation or not. If you can bring yourself to do it,
Example 2: Alicia Keys – Sleeping With A Broken Heart
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This right here is off Alicia Keys’ new album, The Element of Freedom. Hasn’t hit the radio waves yet but it will soon. Previously, something like this would absolutely not be acceptable to listen to by yourself at a stoplight, but I’m gonna go ahead and waive that rule here.
Download: Alicia Keys – Sleeping With A Broken Heart
Example 3: Shakira (feat. T-Pain) – She Wolf (Remix)
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If the original version of “She Wolf” didn’t sway you towards adding it to your library…this one will put you over the edge, hands down. Good luck fending it off.
Download: Shakira (feat. T-Pain) – She Wolf (Remix)
Example 4: Justin Bieber – One Time
We have a visual for our final, and arguably most homosexual, jam. This kid’s 15. His voice tells me that his balls have yet to drop, yet he’s spending his free time ballin out with Diddy and Usher…inevitably making him this generation’s most sexually experienced 15 year old.
Don’t have a download link because, well, I’m not entirely comfortable with it in my library yet. I’ll cross this bridge soon enough.
babes on the ipod = ok.
15 year old boys on the ipod = not ok.