It’s contest season again. The temperature is rising, baseball season is in full swing, and everybody’s starting to show a little more skin. What better time to snag a free pair of shades? To protect all of your retinas from sun damage, the guys over at Midwest Shades hit me up to run a little promotion on the site.
If you’re the type that goes out and buys $200 Raybans and then runs them over in your Pathfinder, then Midwest Shades will be your savior. They offer legitimately cool styles for low prices, because they understand that sunglasses are meant to be lost and/or broken. I just nabbed a pair of the unstoppable black Frank The Tanks, and Jimbo went extravagant with the Haterade – Tortoise model. Can’t blame him. EB – pick up a pair you peasant.
To win a free pair of your choice from Midwest Shades, simply complete the steps below and I’ll pick a winner on Sunday. Complete the steps, win the contest, and you can pick any pair in their arsenal. Doesn’t get much easier than that.
To be eligible for a free pair, complete both of the following:
1. Comment on this post (leave your email address) and tell me why you need a new pair of shades.
I was playing wiffeball three days ago and thought id be real slick and try batting lefty. ended up fouling one off straight into my eyeball. shits nasty and watery and cut up now. help a brother out
Skirt season is here and I need a pair of shades to oggle girls without being a complete creep
I need a pair of Midwest Shades to uphold and compliment the swag. I dig the design and applaud the company for having great product for a good price. Also I need them for the photoshoot I got coming up. Following you guys on Twitter.
St Patty’s day. Jameson and Guinness flowing, My boy Ron Johnson picks me up in his 1990 Ford Ranger and we roll home for the night from the bar- 2 am. I pass out, head on a swivvel and my shades fall off. Go to open the car the next day to go to work and 250 $ Oakleys fall out from in between the door and the car, rims bent L shape and one polarized HD optic cracked.
Help a drunk irishmen out…
Thanks chuckness dot com
Freshman year of high school (2002): sick oakleys stolen during art class
after that i bought shitty cheapos to avoid the pain of losing an expensive pair
senior year of college bought my first pair of rayban aviators only to have them crushed in my backpack a few months later.
back to the cheap sunglasses – i want that frank the tank look
I’m going to the Outer Banks, NC next weekend for my very last college Away Weekend. I need those Frank the Tank clear frames with the purple lenses to ensure I don’t blind myself while drinking my graduation sorrows away, and eventually passing out in my beach chair. If everything goes to plan I’ll wake up with a sunglass tan worthy of a rag sheet call-out.
I need a new pair of shades because since I wear glasses, I can’t really wear sunglasses, but these are pretty awesome. I wouldn’t mind showing them off while tanning at the beach and they’d be the only shades I’d wear when I’m just chillaxing in the sun.
I’m like that guy from The Benchwarmers who never goes outside without consuming 3 bottles of sun block. I’ve decided to change my ways though. And what better way to protect my eyes when I first set foot outside than with Midwest shades?
Mine got stepped on at a rave. Yes, I had sunglasses at a rave…
I need these sunglasses because my oakleys broke and i am going away with some of my bros to nantucket to go to some rad beach parties. There will be many girls there and i plan that i will have some sunglasses to make me look pretty fresh. Also the drive back will be completely into the sun because and i am the designated driver for the ride home the next day. We will be listening to many songs that i have gotten by going on the chuckness.
Because someone threw a water bottle at my face during one of my concerts…
Essentially I was bored outta my mind one day and came to the one and only chuckness.com where I was given a real gonger of a song called “ID” by Avicii. When I played it on the speakers, my house exploded.
So actually I think you owe me a pair of sunglasses anyways.
- Greg :P
I mean being from the Midwest (Hello Wisconsin!) the home of drunks, it would only be right for me to be at Summerfest this year representing this brand of sunglasses while everyone else stares like “Damn! I wish I had some Frank the Tank’s on!” plus I think I can look pretty decent in them also.
So choose me!
-Devin
I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can…
It’s summer and I need a new pair of shades
I need shades for working outside hit me up
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