Wait, what? Yes you read that correctly. Ellie Goulding has been hand-selected by Prince William & Kate to perform at the Royal Wedding reception.

Which brings me to my next point. Myself, shown above wearing a giddy grin with Ellie, can now be considered one degree of separation from the Queen. Right? I don’t see how that could be argued — Ellie will meet the Queen, I met Ellie…I am one degree of separation from pure royalty. Then you could make the argument that The Chuckness is THE royal music blog. The official blog of royalty. Yep, that’s the new tagline. Bow down.