I need some help in understanding one of music’s biggest conundrums, and I need help immediately. The subject is Lil B.

Lil B (also known as “Based God” — please read the urban dictionary definition here) is a 23 year old rapper coming out of Berkely, CA, and he has an unbelievable amount of hype surrounding his every move. He was ranked one of XXL Magazine’s Top 10 Freshmen of the Year, has a bunch of YouTube videos well over a million views, and was even given a shout out at the gathering outside of the White House after Bin Laden was killed.

Now that you have a little background information, please attempt to listen to the song below:

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Bill Clinton (swag), fuckin all these women (swag),
I’m Bill Clinton (swag), fuckin all these women (swag),
I’m Bill Clinton (swag), fuckin all these women (swag),
I’m Bill Clinton (swag), fuckin all these women (swag),
White House, White House, White House, White House (swag),
White House, White House (swag), White House, White House (swag)

Am I missing anything? Is it not complete nonsense? Alright maybe he was just a little off that day — let’s try another track. Please take a listen to the song below:

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…anyone? Please. I need something. Did he not just substitute Bill Clinton with Ellen Degeneres?

The New York Times has declared him “a folk hero of the rap counterculture”, and Vice Magazine has stated he’s “the most revolutionary MC of the last 15 years”. I shit you not. I gotta give him one more shot — one more chance for me to understand why he’s an underground phenomenon…

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IT MAKES NO SENSE. This is EXACTLY like the South Park episode, “The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs”, where Butters writes a horrendously vulgar book with the sole intention of getting it banned, and it’s hailed as a literary masterpiece.

Without the excessive vomiting, Lil B is the exact same thing. I don’t mean to hate on the guy, I really don’t. It’s awesome that he’s blowing up like this. I just think “the most revolutionary MC of the last 15 years” is complete blasphemy.

Comment away. I need assistance with this one.

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