I’m vibing on a couch in the Philly airport right now, hosting a full on rage festival for all of us who missed our connection flights after the delay in Boston. My attendees consist of two passed out 20-something Edgar Allen Bros, an elderly couple clinging to a state of consciousness by playing Sudoku, two zonked out middle-aged ladies in Mom jeans, and a mega-nerd slugging Mountain Dew and housing Pringles, while coding some crazy shit on his laptop. Take all that in, and let me tell you, this shit is a certified shoe-in for party of the year.

You should’ve seen the reaction when I pressed play on The Weeknd’s new one, a (much better) take on Drake’s recently released “Trust Issues”. Everyone collectively awoke from their slumber, rap video dimes appeared out of thin air, and this shit turned into a mid 90′s Mase video.

I don’t even know what I’m saying right now — I’m gonna try to catch some shut-eye on this ottoman.

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Download: The Weeknd – Trust Issues